the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!