The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to sharpen a pen

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!