The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!