The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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the power to eat people :D

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mint berry crunch

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!