- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

the power of words

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The power to die at will

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

The power to climb up fallen trees

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

the power to herd cats

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Pointless Super Powers