The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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the power die if you think.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!