- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

the power to smell tastebuds

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

the ability to grow trees in the desert

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

The power to die

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

Pointless Super Powers