The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to see through glass

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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boo

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!