- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

The ability to swim in water.

The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

The power to lick anything except pussy.

The power of compulsive lying.

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The power to run as fast as a snail.

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

The power to shit for 5 days

the power to itch your teeth

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to see where light is not present.

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

Pointless Super Powers