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The power to summon earthworms

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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Nothing

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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to be shitty

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to make people work and read ????

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!