The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!