The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to be powerless.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to turn water into wine.

yo mama

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

the power to become translucent

The power of women's rights.

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

being allergic to dairy and soy

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

Liam Brudenell

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to smell like body odor at will

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!