the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to die on command.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The ability to die instantly

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!