The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to only tell the truth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!