The power to speak braille.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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to poop a penny every year

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!