The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!