The power to have a pointless power.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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the power to say i can bend you

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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Black power

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!