The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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the power to do nothing

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!