the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to bleed

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!