the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power drown in water

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the power to get sick

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to get arrested

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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the power to create a meme

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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Black power

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The ability to part hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!