The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to freeze ice

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the power to do nothing

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to make my own sandwich

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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the power to like charlie

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to light glue on fire.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!