The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the power of fart helium

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to smell whore

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the power to die at will

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!