The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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boo

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to control yourself

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!