the power to make food shrimp.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to break bones at will.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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Every time you clap some one dies

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!