The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power drown in water

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The ability to jump

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!