- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

The power to imagine a new colour

The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

The power to turn int water when your in water.

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to have gravity.

The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

Pointless Super Powers