the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to jump face first

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to speak only one language

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!