- Pointless Super Powers

The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

The power to die

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to Google "Google".

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

to be shitty

Balls.

The power to get foot-boners

The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

The ability to smooth a criminal

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

the power to change people socks on command

the power to be able to speel ronj

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!