The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to eat food.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!