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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!
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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.
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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.
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The power to hatch from an egg
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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.
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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...
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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)
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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral
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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili
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The ability to get up from the couch.
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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.
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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The power to fall in love reptiles
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The power to hole 1 inch putts.
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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.
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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life
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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.
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The power to think of pointless powers.
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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.
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Being alive (until you die).
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the ability to only crap while on a toilet
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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.
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the power to do nothing
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the power to kill yourself
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!