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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.
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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.
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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.
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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it
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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.
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The power to smell whore
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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.
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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.
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the power to die at will
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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate
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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.
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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos
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The power to obtain money, by going to work
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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!
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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you
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The power to uncontrally boop
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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.
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The power to be really bad at CSGO
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The power to sleep while you're awake.
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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time
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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.
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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.
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to spelle caretly
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The power to piss only when sleeping.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!