- Pointless Super Powers

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to misspell

beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

The power to swim on land.

The power to smell like body odor at will

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power to lower your own ego.

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

The power to never be old but died at young age

The power of night-blindness.

The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The power to start a zombie apocalypse

The power to die

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.