The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to troll.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!