- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

The power to ejaculate napalm

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The power to shit for 5 days

The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to have a V8

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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Pointless Super Powers