The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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Having the power to stand still

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to make pencils dull.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!