the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

The power to transform gold into nothing.

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The power to control yourself

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!