The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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Balls.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!