the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to release the bogus

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to change your eye color.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!