The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!