- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to turn water into wine.

The ability to smell colors

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

Dejavu

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

Vanilla scented blood

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The Power to fart glitter

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

Pointless Super Powers