the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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the power to itch your teeth

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to shed hair

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!