The Power of Anti-Sex

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the power to run in slow motion

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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Being alive (until you die).

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power drown in water

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!