the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power drown in water

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to breath Oxygen

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!