- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to absolutely nothing

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

the power to do blink every 20 years

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to (place useless super power here)

The power to smell whore

The power to understand irony.

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The power to be alone

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

Invisible handwriting.

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

Pointless Super Powers