The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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the power of words

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!