The power to die at will

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!