power to have no power at all

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to shrink boobs

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!