The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to be a snail

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!