- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

the power to be Justin bieber

The power to fall without screaming.

the power to turn into a cheerio at will

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to take huge shits at will.

the power to not finish your

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

Pointless Super Powers