swear words -jesse

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

the power to eat people :D

the power to die at will

The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

The power to smell whore

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to obtain money, by going to work

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

The power to piss only when sleeping.

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!