- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to never get drunk

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The power to summon earthworms

The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

The power to turn into birdseed

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

Pointless Super Powers