the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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the power to kill yourself

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The ability to be in fashion.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power drown in water

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The ability to jump

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power of compulsive lying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!