you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to predict the present

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The Power to Power

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!