the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to die

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!