The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to see through glass

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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the power to fail at life

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!