The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The ability to become visible at will.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!