The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!