The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

The power to (place useless super power here)

The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to be alone

The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

The power to let someone control your dick

The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The superpower to have a superpower

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!