the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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to be shitty

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to not have a brain!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!