The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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Everything Hawkeye does

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The ability to smell colors

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to be a human

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The power to see through windows

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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the power to read this sentence

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the power to youtube poop

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!