- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The ability to breathe out of water.

the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

The power to teleport through open doors.

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to moves in slow motion.

the power to hovertate

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

Pointless Super Powers