The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

Vanilla scented blood

the power to do nothing

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to fly if you are eating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!