- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

The power to drown on land.

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

Having the power of a normal human

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to fart rainbows

The power to be powerless.

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to smell people's moods

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to think of pointless powers.

Pointless Super Powers