- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to love Justin Bieber

the ability to walk through your clothes

The power to see white objects in off white.

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The power to hatch from an egg

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to pee any color

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to not be color blind.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

the power to make glass clear

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Pointless Super Powers