The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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Being alive (until you die).

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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the power to herd cats

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!