- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

The power to see but only with eyes????

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power that turns farts into music.

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

the power to be forever alone

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to smell water.

Pointless Super Powers