The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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the power to like charlie

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!