The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!