The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The power to fall in love reptiles

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to let someone control your dick

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

The power to start a zombie apocalypse

open up pickles glass

The ability to pull open push only doors

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!