The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to smell water.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to fly in space

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!