- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to be born again

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to swim on land.

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to poo without wiping.

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The ability to go to hell.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

Pointless Super Powers