The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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the power to herd cats

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!