The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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the power to die at will

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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Grass eating

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!