- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The Power to fart glitter

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to fly if you are eating.

Pointless Super Powers