The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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Nope. Just nope.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power of 12% levetation

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power of women's rights.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The Power to fart glitter

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power to have no power at all

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!