Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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the power to control nothing

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!