The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to die at will

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!