the power to die at will

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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to spelle caretly

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power drown in water

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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yo mama

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!