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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?
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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.
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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.
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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.
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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.
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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English
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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.
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The power to grow plants, only using your mind
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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..
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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.
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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.
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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.
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The power to fart out of your hands.
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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it
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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.
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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate
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The power to smell whore
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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.
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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.
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the power to die at will
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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos
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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you
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The power to uncontrally boop
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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!