The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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the power to get fat in America

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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the power to itch your teeth

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!