- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

being allergic to dairy and soy

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

Liam Brudenell

The power to die at will

the power to eat with your butt

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to jizz mango chutney

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

The power to know where the beef is

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

Pointless Super Powers