The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to freeze ice

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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yo mama

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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the power to become translucent

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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the power to do nothing

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to understand irony.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!