The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!