the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to die.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to have gravity.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!