The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to see through glass

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to shed hair

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!