The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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the power of words

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!