the power to do nothing

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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the power to like charlie

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!