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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.
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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating
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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly
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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.
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The power to walk 1% faster.
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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding
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Having taste buds in your anus.
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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.
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The ability to hear fish.
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The power to know where the beef is
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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.
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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything
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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute
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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle
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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C
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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.
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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth
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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.
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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.
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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.
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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours
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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.
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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!