The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!