- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The power to turn your navel upside down

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to be missed when present.

The power to smell any point in time

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

Pointless Super Powers