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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?
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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding
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the power to herd cats
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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything
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The power to put up with your in-laws.
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Justin Bieber
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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.
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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.
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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.
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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle
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the power to cook sandwiches when married
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The ability to jump
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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling
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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp
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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.
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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.
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The power to lick anything except pussy.
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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial
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The ability to swim in water.
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The power to turn into a tree.
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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).
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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!
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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!