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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.
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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.
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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.
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The Power of shitting by your mouth
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The ability to like this post
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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!
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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5
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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing
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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...
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the ability to invent cheese and toast
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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)
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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.
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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward
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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.
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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or
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The ability to go forward in time at will.
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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.
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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.
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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.
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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick
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The power to only sit down and not stand up.
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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.
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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.
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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!