The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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the power to die at will

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to smell whore

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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to spelle caretly

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!