The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to understand irony.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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the power to herd cats

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to science.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!