The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the power to make glass clear

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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the power to change people socks on command

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to freeze ice

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!