The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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Vanilla scented blood

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the power to do nothing

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!