The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The ability to be raped.

the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

to poop a penny every year

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to shit for 5 days

The power to control yourself

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

the power to not finish your

The power to hatch from an egg

Delayed Reaction Man

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!