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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.
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The ability to be raped.
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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.
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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you
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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.
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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it
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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION
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to poop a penny every year
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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.
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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose
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The ability to crap out acid once every month.
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The power to fall without screaming.
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The power to shit for 5 days
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The power to control yourself
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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color
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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.
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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.
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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.
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the power to not finish your
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The power to hatch from an egg
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Delayed Reaction Man
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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.
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the ability to invent cheese and toast
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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!