the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to control yourself

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!