The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to Google "Google".

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to be shitty

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to get foot-boners

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Balls.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!