The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to fart rainbows

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!