The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power drown in water

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to have no power

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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the power to see stuff

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to be fireproof under water

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the power to animate condiments

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!