The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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the power to get sick

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!