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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to fart rainbows

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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the power to eat with your butt

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!