- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to control mealworms

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The power to smell people's moods

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

the power to become translucent

The power of 12% levetation

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

the power to make food shrimp.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to smell through your arse.

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

Pointless Super Powers