the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to die at will

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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to zap people but only yourself

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power of learning

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!