The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to eat food.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!