The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

The power to jump face first

The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

Aweonao

The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

The power to change your eye color.

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

The powers to blink at the speed of light

the power to turn into a cheerio at will

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

the power to eat when your hungry

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power to become a laptop forever!

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!