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the ability to only crap while on a toilet
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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh
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the power to kill yourself
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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----
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The power to turn toast back into bread
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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.
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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.
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The power to understand irony.
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The power to see other peoples dreams.
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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures
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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.
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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings
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the power to get sick
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Tha ability to not be able to fly
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The ability to turn wine into water...
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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit
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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.
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the power to pee for longer then a normal person
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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late
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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing
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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.
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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE
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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.
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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!