the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

the power to kill yourself

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power to understand irony.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

the power to get sick

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The ability to turn wine into water...

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!