The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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the power to be super ugly

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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swear words -jesse

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the power to be forever alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!