The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The Power to touch MC Hammer

the power to count from A to purple

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to start a zombie apocalypse

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

The power to not get shit dick

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to die,but only if your alive!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!