The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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boo

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to like justin beiber

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!