The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!