The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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Super-slowness

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to be powerless

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!