The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to die when you die

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to do nothing.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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the power to like charlie

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!