the power to fart mace

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Acid tears.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to burn the sun.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!