- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to die at any moment you want.

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power drown in water

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

The power to state the obvious at will.

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

Pointless Super Powers