- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The power to smell whore

The power to have a super power,

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to be really bad at CSGO

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power of learning

The power to control mealworms

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to be born again

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to make money disappear.

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to sleep through a dream.

Pointless Super Powers