- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to take huge shits at will.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to fart rainbows

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

the power of words

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

Being alive (until you die).

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

Pointless Super Powers