- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to make people work and read ????

be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to have any power on this site.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

the power to see through my eye lids

The power to freeze ice

The power to liquify yourself.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

Pointless Super Powers