The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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Power to freeze ice.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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the power... to read this

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!