- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

The power of being pointless

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

to make your bowel work backwards

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power to only see glass.

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to see other peoples dreams.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

Pointless Super Powers