the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to absolutely nothing

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to let someone control your dick

The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

the power to eat bread

The power to make water expire.

The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!