The power to make money disappear.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to teleport small dogs

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to control yourself

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!