- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

The power to grow plants, only using your mind

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The power.

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The power to see through anything except air.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to make pencils dull.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to take huge shits at will.

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The power to fart rainbows

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

Pointless Super Powers