The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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the power to get sick

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!