Nope. Just nope.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to smell poo...

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!