The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to hear fish.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!