The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to even

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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Having the power to stand still

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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Nothing

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!