- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

Nope. Just nope.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to read your own mind!

The power to turn your navel upside down

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to smell any point in time

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

the power to jizz money

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The Ability to shit studs once a week

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

the power to get married

The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

The power to knock yourself unconscious

Being alive (until you die).

The ability to see through insects.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

Pointless Super Powers