- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

The super power to kill yourself at will

The power to see the past.

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

The power to see at night but only black objects.

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to make money disappear.

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

The ability to count to potato

The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

Pointless Super Powers