The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!