The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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Nope. Just nope.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!